You think that the 'Shovel Head' engine is better engineered than the device with the same name that moves dirt. Red Tampa, FL USA

You have more oil on your driveway than you do your in your motorcycle. Red Tampa, FL USA

The only way you can keep oil off your driveway is to leave it in the container you bought it in. Red Tampa, FL USA

You have changed your engine more times than you have changed your oil. Red Tampa, FL USA

You get more than two break-downs between oil changes. Red Tampa, FL USA

Your hands/ass/back go numb six feet after you leave your driveway. Red Tampa, FL USA

You have ever used a chaser vehicle. Red Tampa, FL USA

You use more oil than you do gas. Red Tampa, FL USA

You wear leather boots, leather chaps, leather jacket, and leather gloves (all black, by the way), and don't wear or bitch about wearing a helmet. Red Tampa, FL USA

Your current year model looks exactly like the model from (place number here) years ago. Red Tampa, FL USA

You talk about your car/truck and mention power. Talk about your gun and mention power. Talk about your tools and mention power. Yet, when you talk about your motorcycle, power never comes up... Red Tampa, FL USA

If you use a chaser vehicle every time you and your friends go for a ride over 10 miles... Red Tampa, FL USA

You have more leather on you bike than most bovines... Red Tampa, FL USA

Construction workers can't hear their jack-hammers over you bike... Red Tampa, FL USA

The only real stud on the bike is located on the saddle bags... Red Tampa, FL USA

You know all the different Loc-Tite colors by heart Adam Honolulu, HI USA

You get blown away by someone on a moped. Mike Allentown, Pa USA

If going to a "motorcycle" rally involves loading your bike onto a trailer!!!!!! shoe omaha, ne USA

You might me a H.O rider, if your backseat rider is over 40 and wearing a leather thong showing her saggy trailor ass! DanmanGsx1300R Mississauga, On Canada

Car alrarms are ringing after you pass BigdanGsx1300r Mississauga, On Canada

Your riding and other are flipping you off BigDanGsx1300r Mississauga, On Canada

you cant pick your self up after you fall off cause you were kicked off by a crotch rocket and nobody's helping you because you trash so your just left to bleed your Harley ass to death!...fucker BigDanGsx1300r Mississauga, On Canada

fuck this...im drunk..harley are fucknuts. fuck all of you BIGfuckinDAN HAYABUSA BITCH USA

Your bike is longer than your extended cab 4x4 John Orlando, FL USA

If the thought of Motorcycling scares you Matt Rossi Mississauga, On Canada

If you dick is realllly small Danman Mississauga, On Canada

You have more tattoos than teeth. Charlie Spring, Tx USA

If your idea of going for a ride consists of you riding the bike one way and the tow truck pulling your bike back Sparks Milwaukee, WI USA

your gay BigDanGSX1300R Mississauga, On Canada

When you say your bike is 100% American made but, It's realy 100% assembled in the U.S. from parts made in Taiwan. Dommer Attleboro, MA USA

When you will make fun of a Japanese bike but, you have no problem with buying a Toyota car or pick up. Dommer Attleboro, MA USA

When your a Doctor or dentist on a bike. Dommer Attleboro, MA USA

You dont wave to sportbike riders cause you dont want to drop your tools. Jimmy Woodbridge, VA USA

You spent more money on your "motorcycle" than I did on my Bandit and Ford Ranger combined. Brian Nicholasville, KY USA

You make fun of your own son for riding " jap crap". Brian Nicholasville, KY USA

You are annoyed when a Yamaha Road Star (1700 cc RELIABLE/FAST VTwin) pulls up next to you at a light - and leaves you behind! RoadStarRyder Tempe, AZ USA

You have a Flag Draped 2 wheeled Farm Bike in the garage, make fun of Japan, yet read this statement on your Asian made computer! TrashDrapedWithFlagIsStillTrash EveryCityInUS, USA

You believe that leaning into a corner won't invalidate your warranty. Taras Quakertown, PA USA

You can buy any color chaps you want, as long as they're black... Red Sierra Vista, AZ USA

You refuse to wave at riders that pass in the opposite direction because they DONT ride a harley E-Rod Gainesville, FL USA

Whats the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirtbag! Mike Strongsville, OH USA

you have to make excus3es every time you loose a dragrace(my bike is acting up again, I miised a shift, I ate too much junk food, I didn't warm up my back good enough....) h a, BC Canada

if you prefer to lick the bowl instead of flushing it. g g, g Antarctica

If your a 1%er apart of Wheels Of Soul Mc (I'm a bit cofused by this post....I checked out the WOS MC website (at least one of them anyway) and it seems to be a Harley club (can't be totally sure, I did see a Hayabusa in one of the pics). If that is the case, and the poster is a member, he just insulted himself and the whole damn crew....maybe he'll come back and elaborate. Red.) philly 1%er Philly, pa USA

If you have riden your bike(a harley) coast to coast twice with out a "chaser car" or any problems.... Tom LA, CA USA

your trailer has more miles on it than your bike does. Graham Albany, Ga USA

You want to wave, but can't let go of the handlebars long enough to do it due to the insane vibration..... Me here Over there, Ca USA

...you never need an oil change, because you just top it off every week! Mike Colton, CA USA

you have to leave room in your saddlebags for the oil you'll need on the road Ex-Bueller anytown, xx USA

If you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws" Chuck Rock Hill, SC USA

... you are convinced that Buell is Jap Crap, yet your Hog is All-American. Tweek Bismarck, ND USA

... your bike frame is made of 1200lbs of pig iron, and it is aptly referred to as "your hog!" Tweek Bismarck, ND USA

... your bike doesn't leak oil, it "marks its territory." Tweek Bismarck, ND USA

... you seem to be hell-bent on getting only Harleys at the Sturgis Bike Rally. Tweek Bismarck, ND USA

... you are a redneck. Tweek Bismarck, ND USA

... you have a "No solicitors" sign on your door because you are easily taken in by marketing ploys. Tweek Bismarck, ND USA

you like the feel of the wind running through you're long hair on a sunday afternoon while on a nice stroll, my bad that makes you a chick. chris sv, az USA

You buy engine oil by the drum and loctite by the quart! Mark Portland, OR USA

Harley Davidson is the worlds most efficient way to turn gasoline into noise without the harmful side effect of horsepower xxxmax Cape May, NJ USA

You don't agree with the Webmaster of this forum! "you're full of it and your eyes are turning brown" Steve W. Cook Ball Ground, Ga USA

you still refuse to wear a real helmet after seeing "Indian Larry" commit public suicide. Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

You are holding up motorhomes on a mountain road. ( I actually observed this.) Rick SoCal, USA

"water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for the wrecker Andrew Leyba Pueblo, CO USA

you fail to understand the subliminal connection between Elton John (H.D. chosen headliner at centennial) and your H.D. dealership experience. Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

you spend more time honing your attitude (ie wardrobe) than you do honing your riding skills Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

you validate PT Barnum's theory everytime you enter a H.D. dealership Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

you have deceived yourself into thinking your H.D. bike purchase was agreat investment. When in reality the only potentially real investment would have been taking that money and purchasing H.D. stock. Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

deep down you know that, no matter how it's configured, it's still an unreliable, old man's bike Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

You think running the 1/4 mile in mid 15's is really really fast.... Abe St. Charles, IL USA

Your a drunk, drugged up 1960's nerd who is still looking for his/her identity... Abe St. Charles, IL USA

Your a wannabe drunk, drugged up 1960's nerd who is still looking for his/her identity... Abe St. Charles, IL USA

You really think that if you ever were to redline your bike you could beat that Toyota Camry at the light next to you... Abe St. Charles, IL USA

you think the only reason your bike leaks is to oil the chain so you won't have to. JL Williams Pismo Beach, ca USA

You think parts falling off your bike on the way home from buying it is no big deal... Abe St. Charles, IL USA

You THINK your girl digs the vibes coming from the backseat... Abe St. Chalres, IL USA

You THINK BMW's are overpriced then find out there half the price of your bike... Abe St. Charles, IL USA

You Bought 2 of them. One to harvest parts off of to keep the other one running. Jon Harvey New Braunfels, TX USA

You Bought 2 of them. One to shit on and one to cover it up with! Jon Harvey New Braunfels, TX USA

You have loud mufflers because you say you want people to hear you coming so they know you are there. Then you disable the daytime running lights Jim Langley, B. Canada

You honestly believe the pro-stock v-rod is a harley, through and through. Q Denver, co USA

You abslolutly MUST over-rev your turd to 3500 rpms while passing or turning into dealership. Q Denver, co USA

....you like to tounge my nuts. Ryan Zelina Hellertown, Pa USA

You ask "did you trailer their?" when some one tells you about a ride they did more the 100 miles from home Hondasan Port Angeles, WA USA

You say Hundred Dollar for Harley Davidson and know what that means (HD) Hondasan Port Angeles, Wa USA

you can't define the word "Evolution", and refuse to look it up in the dictionary... John Colorado Springs, Co USA

you considder "Braking" a form of working out... John Colorado Springs, co USA

your left fore arm is bigger than your right....hmmm.... John Colorado Springs, co USA

if you have rosy calloused hands from holing on to your $25K Vibrator... John Colorado Springs, co USA

your bike payment is more than your house payment... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have ever had a flat tire on your house... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you dress up like a carnie when you ride your bike... John Colorado Springs, co USA

your self esteem is so low you have to play dress-up to try to make yourself feel tough John Colorado Springs, co USA

your hair is longer than your wifes... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have ever found a grasshopper in your beard... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have ever had to stop walking abruptly because your chain on your wallet got caout on something. John Colorado Springs, co USA

you think fuel injection is a new thing... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have ever referred to a woman as having a hard-tail or a soft-tail... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have never complained about inflation... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have ever blown your suspension----------------in your seat... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you ever got high grossed on a car deal... John Colorado Springs, co USA

at any time after 1972, you thought tassles where cool... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you think that pep-boyz has cool accessories for your car..... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have ever mistaken the phraise "Check- out my new Double-Wide" as "Check out my new Dyna-Glyde"... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you think it is in good taste to wear black geans and white high-tops with their tounges sticking out.... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you have a mullet.... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you never made it to 4th grade...after all it takes brains to buy Buy a Harley... John Colorado Springs, co USA

you think going for a ride is going from your house to the Harley dealership for service, again. Jeff Merriman Livingston, TX USA

You tell a BMW rider they couldn't "afford" a real motorcycle Rich El MIrage, Az USA

Nine out of ten Harleys ever built are still on the road................................. the rest made it home. Jim C hartford, ct USA

The first words out of your mouth are "when you gonna get a real bike" every time you run into a bike owner who didn't buy a Harley. BPD Winter Garden, fl USA

You actually believe that "Louder is faster" BPD Winter Garden, fl USA

...the placement of the dirtbag in your Hoover goes in a different position. Bud Pomona, CA USA

You think the pushrods on your engine are high tech performance parts. Dave Elk Grove, Ca USA

if you have a tool belt attached to your oil soaked chaps Cliff Ft Carson, CO USA

You really believe the Calif. Highway Patrol will someday trade in those fast BMW bikes for hogs. Dave Elk Grove, Ca USA

You have a house that is mobile, and three motorcycles that aren't Pat Surprise, AZ USA

Harley Races are like triathlons - one lap on the bike. One running back to the pits. One lap with the trailer. Jacob Perth, WA Australia

...you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light. Paul Auburn, IL USA

You think Flannelette is still in fashion. Ky Brisbane, Q Australia

They came free in a packet of corn-flakes. Sav Middlesbrough, uk UK

A Harley is a loose collection of junk travelling in roughly the same direction Mark, Honda CBR1000FN Perth, WA Australia

What have Harleys and dogs got in common--You often see them riding in the back of pickups chris Brisbane, Australia

You define "performance" by the sound of your pipes while under an overpass. Joe Halifax, NS Canada

You believe you don't need to shower 'cause your apehangers will get rid of the smell. Thruxton Edmonton, AB Canada

when displacement is not for the size of the motor but how many parts fell off after the ride. Ray Brisbane, Ql Australia

Sportbikes, performance, reliability, speed and bathing are not words in your vocabulary. The-MIKE Boise, ID USA

Your girlfriend weighs more than your "HOG". The-MIKE Nampa, ID USA

When the tow truck driver says he "needs to break out the wench" You think it's cool that his wife can fix your bike. The-MIKE Nampa, ID USA

Your nuts have withered to the size of dust mites and you have never taken steroids. Bill Gould Fredericton, NB Canada

Lacking the basics on Darwin, you fail to understand that "Evolution" also applied to the Dodo bird. Bill Gould Fredericton, NB Canada

you go to a rally and they have a keg of Geritol. VTX1800Rider NC USA

You believe that the Model S Ford represents the pinnacle of automotive engineering. Bill Gould Fredericton, NB Canada

You are left in awe by the mechanical advantage of a doorknob. Bill Gould Fredericton, NB Canada

You are unaware that the "HARLEY PARKING ONLY" sign was put up by real bikers as a way to avoid getting oil on their tires. Doug Gould dartmouth, NS Canada

"Sport Bike" riders belittle you because they can't afford an HD of their own.Wow, how original. Did you come up with that all by yourself? I'm so proud of you! You're just another moronic automaton with more money than brains. Come back when you've been weened from your mother't tit. Red. Blue San Diego, CA USA

Every time you pass a saloon your bike bellows, stalls and won't restart for several hours. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

You believe your bike can go fast enough to induce a ram-air effect through your Filtercharger. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

You think your Hog is the only thing more fun to ride than your mother is. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

Your bike leans further on it's sidestand than it does on the highway. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

The only time you've scraped a peg is when you "had to lay her down" to avoid an accident. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

Your wife/girlfriend has to continually reassure you "it's not size that matters." BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

The Home Depot paint mixer makes you crave a ride BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

you dress up in a haloween costume when its time to go for a ride Jared Shaffer St. Marys, PA USA

Your bike cost more than your house and has fewer wheels. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

You think tattoos make you invincible BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

You think people who have all their front teeth look odd. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

Oakleys make more sense than Shoeis BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

Your wallet has a chain but your pit bull doesn't. BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

...you thought they wanted to see your forks when they invited you to appear on the "Springer Show". BikerJoe Roseville, MN USA

Harlys are slow and go Putt Putt Putt as you are laying on the seat with your feet pointing out the front. a a, 99 a

If Never ride your "HOG" Raven CA USA

If your go to bike shows to see the womens titties Emmet O. Medfield, ma USA

you dont want people finding out you have a vagina Emmet O. Medfield, MA USA

you spend more time repairing the shitbox than riding it Emmet O medfield, MA USA

you believe that michael jackson didn't molest little boys Emmet O. medfield, ma USA

your idea of customizing your ride is buying a chromed cupholder and paying $800 to have someone put it on for you THAT'S RIGHT-HARLEYS SUCK Emmet O. medfield, MA USA

you watch 'American Chopper' almost as much as you watch 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy' Emmet O medfield, MA USA

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. Emmet O medfield, MA USA

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison Emmet O medfield, MA USA

The blue book value of your hog goes up and down Emmet O medfield, MA USA

The blue book value of your hog goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. Emmet O medfield, MA USA

Your house doesn't have curtains, your harley does Emmet O medfield, ma USA

you think a Volvo is a part of female anatomy Emmet O medfield, ma USA

you call others 'gay' to blatantly cover the fact that you're a homo Emmet O medfield, ma USA

you think you're a REBEL by buying a 'west coast choppers' t shirt at your local GAP (G.ay A.nd P.roud) Emmet O medfield, MA USA

you are motivated to buy a harley from a commercial. The next day you go out and buy a Harley bitch bike, with no experience of riding a motorcycle. But before learning to ride it, you spend a couple hundred on a Harley tattoo across your back. You ask a co-worker (MY FATHER) who has been riding Triumphs for his whole life: "so when are you gonna get a REAL motorcycle?" Then impress another co-worker with a Trick....His last words were, "Let me show you how a REAL MAN rides". The stupid fucker hit a Hummer in a head on collision. My father made a bet with someone that the stupid Harley Fucker would die within a month of riding his little bitch bike to work. Of course he won, seeing that the guy killed himself in the first week! Emmet O medfield, ma USA

Poker runs are your version of the Iron Butt Rally Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

Harley Davidson is to motorcycles what the Waffle House is to food Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

The output decibel number of your exhaust exceeds your horsepower output number Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

You believe "loud pipes save lives" and bitch about helmet laws. Brandon TX USA

You might be a Harley Owner if... Your an over paid foot-doctor Blome USA

You weigh about as much as your bike. Parsifal J town, Fl USA

Your going full out on an interstate, and VTX passes you like your parked at the side of the road. faster than a HOG Toronto, On Canada

You have spent $4000 hopping up your bike and a stock 79 Camaro still passes you on the freeway. Drew Longview, WA USA

you call yourself a "Biker" and you learned to ride at 53 Drew Longview, USA

... you have sacrificed performance and handling for somebody else's legend. Juanki San Juan, PR USA

you don't wave at other riders for fear your handlebar might come off Juanki San Juan, PR USA

your a fucking redneck, wife-beating, bud drinking, trailer loving, wanna be peice of shit that just doent know any better. Brandon Greenville, sc USA

The trailer your bike rides in has more mores on it than does the bike riding in it. Tombstone Montgomery, AL USA

If you've ever complained that your brother's bike is underpowered after it left you in the dust. Seabear70 USA

You turned your head away in shame as we passed you on our way across country while you were going across town - you know who you were and it looked hilarious! Todd USA

have a very small dick and brain but a very large gut and your own saddle bags Pigboy Uknow getta SB, CA USA

any one figures out you just have the sticker on your truck Getta USA

truck your bling turd to the rally Getta USA

you don't have the ability or balls for sportbike Getta USA

are behind me Getta USA

you don't realize you are the reason Harley can get away with sucking.Where's your patriotism maggot?Because of you American product=piece of shit Getta USA

YOUR MOTORCYCLE HOLDS IT'S VALUE, OR INCREASES IN VALUE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JEALOUS! Increases in value? Afraid not pal, just another myth about the myth. Two things; first read THIS! Second, anybody who buys a used bike for what it cost new (or more) is an idiot. Try trading it in to a "Harley Boutique" and see what you get. Red. BIGC CHARLOTTE, NC USA

YOU HAVE A BAD ASS BIKE AND ALL THE JAP RIDERS LOOK SCARED Harley is not a "Bad ass bike". Maybe a "Fat ass bike" or "Bike for fat asses". Yea that fits better I think. Scared? Hardley? The typical Harley lard-ass can barely get off a couch much less run anybody down. And if they did happen to get to their bike in any expeditious amount of time, the time it would take to crank and warm up that motorized turd would give any Sport bike rider with the urge to flee your maloderous ass the time to get to the next state, if he/she felt so inclined to do so. Red. BILLY USA

YOU REALIZE THAT HARLEY'S RULE. ALL OTHERS ARE CHEAP IMITATIONS! Nope, wrong again. Exactly what part of a Harley inspired the creation of the Honda Valkerie, the Triumph Rocket, or any BMW? If anything, Harley copied Indian. Harley is the copier, not the creator. Red. THE MAN USA

HARLEY IS THE BEST. FORGET THE PLASTIC AND VERY CHEAP REST! HARLEY RULES. OTHERS ARE FOOLS! Whoa, duality. Granted, yes, Sportbikes have plastic. That plastic is to increase aerodynamics and reduce drag. And yes, the are cheaper. Funny though, the bikes are cheaper and covered in plastic yet they will out perform any Harley in every category or on any course, requires less maintenance, and are designed with the latest technology and components. Weird. Red. HARLEY #1 USA

HARLEY BEAT ALL OF THE JAP BIKES LAST YEAR. NHRA GRAND CHAMPION! VANCE HINES SCREAMIN EAGLE TEAM! WHEN YOU WIN AGAIN THEN TALK. UNTIL THEN HARLEY IS THE CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION! WITH A 2 CYLINDER! JAP BIKES SUCK! Saying Harley won the NHRA is like saying that McDonalds won the Olympics. You actually think Harly had anything to do with the design or manufacturing of any part of that bike? Your stupider than I thought. Harley did the same with that race bike that they do with all the other tacky crap sold with a H-D logo, they let them borrow it. Research it! Red. JEFF USA

YOUR CHROME STAYS ON BECAUSE IT IS NOT CHEAP PLASTIC LIKE THE JAP BIKES. WHY DO THE JAP CRUISERS COPY THE V-TWIN? HUMMM? LOL, this is really gonna burn your ass. Do you even know where the first V-Twin came from? Based on your additions so far, I'd wager quite a bit that the answer is NO. Indian built the first V-twin, then Harley copied it. So technically, Japan copied Indian, but then so did Harley. Then Harley stopped and has used the same basic V-Twin engine since 1936. The Japanese created the inline 4 and the flat 6. Japan-2, Harley-0. Red. JAP BIKES SUCK USA

if your trailer has mor miles than your bike Rick Partridge West Chesterfield, nh USA

You keep cardboard in your saddle bags to catch the oil under your bike when you stop. KTM Tallahassee, FL USA

response to jeff from above: Harley is only a fucking sponsor for the vance and hines team you green cuntfucking douchebag! what does that do for Harley's lineup, anyway? The jap bikes are still rolling out muscle bikes on their production, while Harley is planting 20-year old engines in 30-year old frames, calling them "deluxe models" or that kind of shit! Emmet O. Medfield, MA USA

in response to 'jap bikes suck': why did H-D copy Indian's vtwin? why did H-D copy honda's disc brakes? why did H-D copy Indian's tright-hand throttle design? Because all harley riders beat off with their left hands, so they can beat off their puny dicks while riding an overweight bike that compensates for their homosexuality!! u fucking queer Emmet O. Medfield, MA USA

you let a "Jap bike" ride with you.....because someone has to go for parts! Predator_NC Hendersonville, NC USA

...you think a "rice rocket" is a weapon of mass destruction. Predator_NC Hendersonville, NC USA

you spend more on chrome than a VTX 1800 so you can be an "individual" Predator_NC Hendersonville, NC USA

your going down the road and your horn falls off (I witnessed this) gsxr 750 come get it maquoketa, IA USA

You buy your helmets from the Tupperware™ lady. Bud Ontario, CA USA

You buy a 600 dollar leather jacket, 400 dollar leather pants, 300 boots and a skullcap... useless piece of shit instead of a real helmet. Helmets and a bright light save lives, not chrome, high fashion and loud pipes...snap out of it you fucking zombies!!! Ugo Winsted, CT USA

your Doctor told you, you need more exercise. So you bought a Harley. Pushing that 700LB lead sled is exercise right? Kyle USA

You used to race and you want the ultimate bike. Sorry guys...been there, done that & I'll see you when you grow up. gary wright chula vista, ca USA

You are my sexy boyfriend!!! Tara Leeton, Ns Australia

guess the gay guy above didn't get the memo... Emmet O Medfield, MA USA

if your bike sounds the same as your lawnmower; but at least the lawnmower has a purpose! gsxr 750 maquoketa, IA USA

You bitch about "Jap bikes" but when challenged to a race by one, you suddenly have to go home Paul Wilmington, MA USA

If you have one sitting in the garage next to a Yamaha sportbike and enjoy riding them both. Sean Lexington, KY USA

your wallet has a chain but your "motorcycle" has a rubber band waz asheville, nc USA

if......you wear a chain to hold up your pants, and your bike has a belt where the chain should be. Chuck St. Louis, MO USA

you have to dress up like the vilage people before you ride! bob komar west jordan, ut USA

if you can't get your bike wet! bob west jordan, ut USA

you think push rods are the latest and greatest bob west jordan, ut USA

you think harley is in danger of lose'n enginers to nasa due to the "new" twin cam motor, them fellas must be light years ahead! bob west jordan, ut USA

You may be a harley owner if you find that your cycle wont out accelerate flora and fauna, and also buildings. Sam Leicester, England

If you took the motorcycle driver's test on a 200 lb. jap bike and decided you were ready for nine hundred pounds of hog Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

If you put chrome parts all over your bike because you know they will be easier to spot on the freeway when they fall off Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

If you think a cheap plastic hat is suitable protection for your noggin Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

If you have ever dodged a five pound billet footpeg that just vibrated off your buddy's Hog Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

If you just found that lockwashers were not a brand new invention and wonder why they're not on your $30,000 HOG Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

If you greet your Harley brothers by saying, "Hey Nice Tooth" Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

If the definition of, "Relative Humidity", is the measurement of sweat on a Harley rider's back when he's humping his sister Patrick Las Vegas, NV USA

Your bike leaves a 10-W40 blood trail. James Milwaukie, OR USA

You dont wave to other bikers, because its like trying to run a wheelbarrow with one hand. jim colton, or USA

You crack it open to full throttle to pass a car, it makes a lot of noise butr nothing else happens James Milwaukie, OR USA

You get pissed when an R1 passes you in a wheelie because you know that your piece of shit couldn't lift the front wheel at 80mph unless you drove it off of a cliff which wouldn't be a bad idea now that I think about it. James Milwaukie, OR USA

...if you bike knows more spanish then your day laborers do!! Eriklee Daytona Beach, Fl USA

If someone insults you calling you a knucklehead and you think they are talking about an old Harley. Mike Antioch, ca USA

If your bike leans further on it’s sidestand than it does on the highway! The Rayman Houston, TX USA

If you are left in awe by the mechanical advantage of a doorknob. The Rayman Houston, TX USA

the air cleaner on your bike has to be so restrictive in order to mask out the racket the engine makes ex-harley owner Singapore

you just spend a fortune buying a new bike with crappy parts (eg. handlebars that sprain your writs, seats that give you a back ache, spokes that rust in a week, etc.), and then have to spend another fortune to buy decent parts from the "Motor Ripoff Company" to replace the crap they put on it in the first place ex-harley owner Singapore

You look like you just left a "Fonzi" look-a-like contest Tim W.P.B., fla. USA

If your old ladies love handles are mistaken for saddle bags. Mike Antioch, Ca USA

If you actually think loud pipes save lives Mike Antioch , Ca USA

If you think the Japanese cruisers are copies of Harleys. In order for that to be true the Japanese would have to remove the radiator,replace the smooth running engine with a rumbler, replace the throttle with a volume control knob, replace the shaft drive with a belt drive replace the fuel injection with a carburator and probably other stuff too. Mike Antioch , ca USA

You think having ape hanger handlebars will air the smell out of your armpits Mike Antioch , ca USA

...You don't know shit about motorcycles. toof4stforu kennewick, wa USA

If you think the panhead engine is more adavanced than the cooking aid it's named after Mike Antioch , ca USA

You bought the costume before you bought the bike. The-MIKE Missoula, MT USA

you personally lose 45 lbs to increase your horsepower to weight ratio. The-MIKE Missoula, MT USA

You can tell that your bike is out of oil because there isn't the usual puddle under it. Crazymofo Milwaukie, OR USA

If you don't follow your friend for fear of falling parts! denis c N.Y., USA

Your poop hole hurts from getting dry fucked by the salesman at the dealership Dean Dallas, tx USA

your mom gets drunk at a rally and tries to grab your nuts Dean Dallas, Tx USA

If you hold the front brake in order to spin the rear tire, but the only thing that spins is the clutch.... Devin Derry, NH USA

Some of these are actually really funny but pleaz lern how two spell. Trashing people with good spelling is better than looking like an idiot. Maybe some of you should go to college. Jim phoenix, AZ USA

You try to tell people to spell correctly but you mix up the word "two" with the word "to" SPD FRK Calgary , AB Canada

To SPD FRK. I intentionally spelled THREE words wrong. Try and find the other "too". What are they teaching you in Canada. Jim Phoenix, AZ USA

You believe that 30-50s technology on a bike is a GOOD thing Nat monroe, nj USA

You wear more leather than there is on 2 sectional couches. Nat monroe, nj USA

A 5-year old girl came up to you and said, " I like your bike it has so many lovely tassels! I need some more on my tricycle Nat monroe, nj USA

...you don't feel the need to defend yourself for buying the best value instead of buying what you wanted in the first place. Jim Ca USA

YMBAHO if you describe the sound of your machine as "potato-potato." However, the machine is really saying, "Dumb-Dumb-Dumb." And the louder your bike, the more your bike has to say about you. Danno La Grande, OR USA

You know crotch rockets are for queers and you want to separate yourself from what has become the norm... Bill Kalamazoo, MI USA

You have more chrome studs on your seat, than teeth Kinzoku Samurai Moosup, CT USA

A Wednesday night on the town with the little lady consists of a ride to the local HD dive bar for a $1 plate roast beef dinner. Kinzoku Samurai Moosup, CT USA

Can't we all just get along? If you enjoy riding who really cares what you ride? I ride because I like to not impress anyone. I own a Kawasaki, if you ride a Harley that's fine by me too. Jeff ri USA

Besides someone has to be there to go for help when your Harley breaks down. jeff ri USA

If you have the numbers of all the local Harley dealers on speed dial on your cell phone Mike 2001 harley sportster Antioch, Ca USA

You own/and wear harley swag every single day!!!!! ( how come ALL hardly riders wear harley gear while riding? usually JUST a t-shirt for protection) NAI The Hill, pa USA

You desire to fill your home with overpriced (HD) wall hangings,signs,beer coasters,pool lights,toilet paper and scented candles, while your motorcycle sits in pieces in a box out in the garage. Kinzoku Samurai Moosup, CT USA

I work at an auto parts store , and every time we sell one or two spark plugs for a harley, the customer gets a FREE bag of speedi-dry jerk 1 USA

You decided that you didn't want a japanese bike that will be only worth it's weight in scrap metal in a couple years after purchase. Dr. Dragsta TexAss, USA

You're a Legend in your own mind.....and your Harley is, too. Kinzoku Samurai Moosup, CT USA

...you're too cool to 'wave' at another passing motorcyclist; or afraid that the left grip will fall off if you do. Kinzoku Samurai Moosup, CT USA

Goat! Goat Goat, Gt USA

You get passed by a pack of Vespas on an open highway. apdX portland, OR USA

You ride your Harley to pick up a date and her Mom hands you Halloween candy after ringing the doorbell. Doug Asheville, NC USA

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in respons to jim if you cant spell to or please write when trying to tell other peaple how to spell. FUCK YOU CUM GUZLER! taylor gillette, WY USA

if your harley has rust on the inside of your 40 year old "revolution" peice of shit barby look alike! taylor gillette, WY USA

if you get passed by a redline taylor gillette , WY USA

If you wear a G string and tassels. shelley hunt las vegas, nv USA

If you have the numbers of all the local Harley dealers on speed dial on your cell phone [Like me lol.] Mike Antioch, Ca USA

You wear a Jeff Gordon T-Shirt RM USA

You paid TOMORROWS prices for YESTERDAYS technology.......... Buzz Du Quoin, IL USA

...you live by the axiom 'If it doesn't run, CHROME IT!' Warren Seward, NE USA

If the one and only requirement you have for a motorcycle is; how “bad ass” the bike is perceived by your intellectual equals. Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

It’s really very simple. Harleys are the equivalent of B&W TV. While everyone else is riding high def. Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

someone comments about your Trailer Queen, and you thought they were talking about your wife. Harley's suck! USA

...you think yours is the only brand of motorcycle worth riding. J. Assburger Apache Jct., AZ USA

secure in your certainty that your Harley is American-made, you scoff at Honda Mototcycle commercials showing on your Sony TV. Will USA

you have more money than common sense. Will USA

you might be a Harley owner if you like driveing a semi truck, It's loud, has lots of chrome, costs alot, and it doesn't stop, doesn't turn, and your in third gear before you get through the light! Jason Plain city, ut USA

They amke a Harley kit for my Bullet bike, It makes it sound like crap, leak oil, and loose parts, Jason plain city, ut USA

You put odor-eaters in your boots and you dissapear in two days! Adam Waterloo, ON Canada

If big manly FOUR cylinder Honda CB 750's still make you quake in your boots. Why does your bike only have 2 cylinders? Anubis Cycle reedsburg, wi USA

Your paid more for your harley then your house. Joe phoenix, AZ USA

You go to Sturgis and the nicest thing they can say about your girlfriend is... "nice tooth"! Matt the Rat Hillsboro, OR USA

If you traded in your piece of junk VTX for a new Street Glide that is more dependable and cheaper in the long haul GLIDE Milwaukee, Wi USA

you have to spent $12000 on yor 2003 1200 sporster to try to out perform a 1992 stock 750 Yamaha Virago Carlos Murillo San Jose, SJ Costa Rica

you think bugs in the face look good Carlos Murillo San Jose, SJ Costa Rica

think you can beat my GSXR with an "american anvil" Carlos Murillo San Jose, SJ Costa Rica

your second car is a flat bead truck to bring your bike home. Carlos Murillo San Jose, SJ Costa Rica

you think harley dont run on GP to give the others a try. Carlos Murillo San Jose, SJ Costa Rica

you think a 1450cc fat harley can beat a 1000cc japanese because you have 450cc more. Carlos Murillo San Jose, SJ Costa Rica

You think you change into a wild mad biker and more than the rest of humans when you seat your bike, just for the brand of your motorcycle. German San Jose, Costa Rica

A harley rider & nascar fan get in a fight, who wins? We all do Shane colorado springs, co USA

What is the differance between a vaccum cleaner and a harley? The position of the dirt bag Shane colorado springs, co USA

You notice a man wearing the same jean as you and refer to him as "Bro". Mike Coleman Adelanto, ca USA

If all your life choices (relationships, clothing, bars, tv programs, vehicles, tattoos) are not determined by you but by the collective brain that gets passed around the “brotherhood”. It’s not too late, break-away become your own person. Your mind is too important to let someone else use it for you. Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

YOU OWN A REAL SET OF BALLS!! MAGNUM YOUNGSTOWN, OH USA

.. you can't tell the difference between an EX250 and a Hayabusa, Tony Reed Fort Bragg, CA USA

if you get mad at any other bike thats not a harley just cuz its faster. taylor gillette, WY USA

if you use irrelevant human anatomical comments instead of defending your brands superior qualities…my bad, your brand has no qualities..in that case stick with the “balls” reference, it makes you sound bad ass Authentic Biker Concord, NC USA

fuck you anti american cunt fuck you cunt USA

If you actually are dumb enough to believe that stupid commercial that says owning a Harley will get you laid. [I bought my H.D. to RIDE it and I ride it a lot] Mike Antioch, ca USA

the payment on your HD is $600 a month and the payment on your HD clothing is "only" $200. Chris Kryger Howard City, MI USA

your teeth keep chattering for 15 minutes AFTER you get off your $30,000 vibrator/HD/Motorcycle. Crash H.C., MI USA

if you got more money than sense and now owe more on your bike than you do your yard full of beat up trucks. Slick Hermitage, TN USA

You boast your bike is made in the USA yet your entire riding attire is made in China. HayBaler USA

If you set off all the car alarms within earshot when your cruising around. [ come on people lets keep this going! lol] Mike 2001 H.D. sportster Antioch, Ca USA

Your suddenly become "badass" on a red light when a car pulls beside... C.L. Quebec, Can.

And no I don't think setting off alarms is funny I actually cruise slowly and quietly through neighborhoods. Mike - 2001 H.D. sportster Antioch , Ca USA

Put more miles on your wash rag than you do your bike. bob USA

You actually care more about what other people think of your bike than what you think of it. seabear70 io USA

You actually take this page to heart and get upset about it.... But don't actually own a bike. seabear70 IA USA

upon first test riding your bike, you thought for even one moment, "Now this will get me Laid!" seabear70 IA USA

Your leathers are older than and have more miles than your bike. seabear70 IA USA

You, your dog, and your bike have ever marked the same tree. seabear70 IA USA

(Actually witnessed this one) You have ever insisted that your bike does not leak oil while standing in it's puddle. seabear70 IA USA

You see no problem with saying a VTX 1800 is jap garbage, and saying that seabear70 IA USA

You see no problem with saying a VTX 1800 is jap garbage, and saying that "if I rode that thing I could really show him what it can do." seabear70 IA USA

You've ever walked into a car while trying to avoid looking at the show winning VTX 1800 cruising by. (saw it, nearly wrecked from laughing so hard at he guy in the harley jacket.) seabear70 IA USA

you've ever wrecked your show bike spinning out on grass because a Honda took first pace over every harley. (Again witnessed, again laughed.) seabear70 IA USA

Your idea of motorcycle touring is loading a bike on a tow trailer. DeathCannon USA

you stop on the side of the road to make sure the pickup didn't break down boulevard dan austin, tx USA

your woman is just as or uglier than your bike dan austin, tx USA

You don't give a fuck about what any of you squids think about our bikes, but we will still stop to help you when you break down mark leesville, la USA

You suck your wife's dick Justin C Modesto, CA USA

Your command of the English language is so poor that you fail to see the irony of "If it ain't a Harley, it ain't shit". M USA

If you can laugh at good Harley humor and still proudly socialize and ride with riders of other brands. Mike 2001 H.D. Sportster Antioch, Ca USA

YOU PULL YOUR BIKE OUT OF THE GARAGE, REV IT UP SO THAT EVERYONE CAN HERE IT, AND PUT IT BACK IN THE GARAGE WITHOUT NEVER RIDING IT. Cassidy CARY, IL USA

You paid for the Stage 3 upgrade for your brand new Hawg and still get passed by 1982 550cc bike. Ratman Pinelands, NJ USA

"HARLEY" AND "DRAG RACING" SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE. JAMES LINCOLN, CA USA

You could care a less about the price of gas because you drive a thirsty piece of crap Jeff Houston, TX USA

Your motorcycle costs more than your car Billy Bob Omaha, NE USA

It takes you 2 hours to clean your bike before AND after your 20 minute ride. AJ Quad Cities, IL USA

You think jeans and an open face is actually going to protect you for shit! R. Cleverley UK

If you get left behind at stoplights by cars with less displacement than your bike tonedef Fort Bragg, ca USA

your a woman named Butch. ray freeport, tx USA

you dress in full leather with a t-shirt that says feel the wind havre anywhere fast, wi USA

If you believe that "Iron" is a high tech alloy, that 58.5 HP is massive and it's ok to pay over $10K for all of this "technology" only to be beat by a Ninja 250 Brian Jay, FL USA

...If there are hundreds of parking spots open at the store, but you think YOUR bike is so special that it needs to be parked on the sidewalk Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

You go to a bike rally and can't tell which bike in the lot is yours because all of the "individual's" bikes look the same. Ghost 26 Fort Gordon, GA USA

If you think your skin turns into leather and your skull turns into titainum when you get on your bike. Better to sweat a little than bleed a lot Mike 2001 H.D. sportster Antioch, Ca USA

You buy a FAT BOY cause you think they went and made a Motorcycle just for you! Ronster Newberry, Fl USA

....if you think Armor-All is a performance upgrade Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

because Honda can't seem to pull their heads outta their asses and build and VTX1800 Interstate! Train Chicago, IL USA

You are thee world's best rider after only 8 cans of Bud. nother drunk Harley guy Old Milwaukee, WI USA

You think dragging your feet is cool. Get this example I saw last weekend in Lake George: Ace Harley rider on a trike dragging his feet to turn his P.O.S. around. Unfuckingbelievable! nother drunk Harley guy Old Milwaukee, WI USA

You love to polish that turd Harley more than you love to ride (which by the way, also makes you a Chromosexual). Big Jim Podunk, NY USA

As you walk home, you hope to find enough Harley parts along side the road to get that piece of shit running again. Jeb Chattahoochyville, TN USA

You are too stupid to need a helmet. Gary Busey Gay Pride, CA USA

If you were able to afford the proper accessories... a pickup with a trailer... Patrick Baton Rouge, LA USA

You ever bout a motorcycle because you felt self consious buying a t-shirt. seabear USA

your IQ matches your month of registration. Rob nj USA

You frequent underground parking garages near lunch time just to set off car alarms and while exiting, tell the attendant it's too damn noisy (before moving on to the next parking garage). Old Krampus San Diego, CA USA

college frat boys are calling you a poser and you reply "how many more Harleys do I have to own before you stop?!" Old Krampus San Diego, CA USA

the gorgeous woman on the back of your HD is flashing her tits to her former frat boyfriend moments after he callied you a 'poser'. Old Krampus San Diego, CA USA

you know what you have in common with the vaccum,...that's right! a dirt bag!! 05thundercat San Diego, CA USA

the REAL reason you ride alone is because women do not come in chrome Old Krampus San Diego, CA USA

You own a Harley Joe Cheesetown , AZ USA

You will swear that loud pipes save lives and then ride with out a helmet or a jacket. john fort walton beach, fl USA

You want your own vibrator and not have to ride behind a man! Blondie Honolulu, HI USA

If you think a few bolt-on parts and a flaming paint job make your bike "one of a kind." Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

If you get your harley shirt out of the dirty laundry so you can ride to the grocery store. Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

you talk about your knucklehead, and your wife thinks you're talking about yourself. Nick Bowling Green, Ky USA

you talk about your knucklehead, and your wife thinks you're talking about yourself. Nick Bowling Green, Ky USA

I won't waste my time to read all of these entries, as most are just re-worded versions of the same saying, and most have miss-spellings. That said, instead of sitting on a computer, bitching about harley's, why don't you actually get out and ride what you have? Some of us own harley's for the pure excitement of riding, many of us own very low maintenace harleys that will spank most sport bikes on the road. The fact that you may pull away from 100+ mph doesn't mean much in the rearl world. Stop your pansies-ass whining and get out and ride. I waive to ALL riders, regaurdless of make/model(well...except mopeds), which is unfortunate, because I would unknowingly waive to some ass-hat like you.. Justin S. Lehigh Acres , Fl USA

I bet you have read them all and I also think you right in some way, but there is no way you can spank a sports bike. I like to know who sold you the crack you smoke. you might have race some one who does not know how to ride but a sv650 would stop a mud hole in any Harley. have fun on your over priced piece of shit. RIDE ON, I also wave at ass hats like you..... john fl USA

You think Harley Davidson invented the v-twin engine but Indian beat them by 2 years and produced a faster motor john USA

You think 12% financing on your Harley was a great deal Chet Omaha, NE USA

When you shut off the lights at the law office on Friday , you can be caught within a mile radius of the Harley dealer on Sunday afternoon. Chet Omaha, NE USA

You mistake "jealousy" for your feeling of "denial" when someone makes fun of how much you spent on your retro-apolaclyptic penis extension. Chet Omaha, NE USA

Your world would be complete if they made a H-D edition of the PT Cruiser. Chet Omaha, NE USA

You mistakenly think your loud pipes can compensate for your lack of defensive riding skills. Chet Omaha, NE USA

You have less than 2 years seat time on motorcycles and you ride your Harley like an ass to give the impression to other motorist that you know something they don't. Chet Omaha, NE USA

You take your Harley to the dealer to get all the crome parts in the catalog installed on it, then brag about how unique your bike is sitting next to 50 others at the Poker Run. Chet Omaha, NE USA

While shopping for your H-D your eyes light up when you read that all the listings advertise bikes under 3500 miles in various vintages Chet Omaha, NE USA

Other vehicles in your considered purchasing in the Harley buying process were a Mazda Miata or a non-Z06 automatic Chevrolet Corvette. Chet Omaha, NE USA

you've been riding all your life and don't know what countersteering is. Gabe tacoma, wa USA

Justin S, my R1 does 0-100 in 6 seconds. Your's takes 14 seconds and a quarter mile to reach 90! Oh yeah, and it'll waste yours over 100 too... Jody Ames, IA USA

you need to retighten all the nuts and bolts after running out of gas after only 50 miles of riding! Kurt Mon - City, Pa USA

If you pass judment on people based on what they ride instead of getting to actually know them. Most of my friends that ride are on sport bikes. And I met them after I started riding. Mike Antioch , Ca USA

And in case I haven't mentioned it before my ride is a 01 H.D. Sportster Mike 2001 H.D. Sportster Antioch , ca USA

Have a Jap cell phone, Jap tv, Jap stereo, Jap microwave, and refuse to ride a Jap bike. Hypocrite Assholes. Jim Pittsburgh, Pa USA

Have a Jap cell phone, Jap tv, Jap stereo, Jap microwave, and refuse to ride a Jap bike. Hypocrite Assholes. Jim Pittsburgh, Pa USA

You dress up in enough leather gear and chains, that people think you are going to a homosexual porn convention. George Brooklyn, NY USA

You boast about decibels per gallon. Kaos Orlando, fl USA

You've chromed you scrotum. Rob nj USA

If you think that highway wobble is caused by anything BUT the bike Tony Fort Bragg, ca earth

If you bought your bike just to hold your beer. KC Cincinnati, OH USA

You can't tell the difference between 'one of a kind' and 'one of a trend' tony Fort Bragg, ca Earth

You never have to change your oil. It leaks out so fast you just keep adding more Doug Tulsa, OK USA

Hey Chet from Omaha. I own a non Z06 automatic Corvett and it kicks total Ass. As does my Yamaha FZ1 Doug Tulsa, OK USA

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirtbag ! Glen Coventry, CT USA

...you told Red from Tampa to shut his big fucking mouth already. SledgeHammer 1%er NPR, FL USA

...all the ball-less Jap lovin' big mouths on this site had the balls to walk up to me, a club or a group of some old schoolers and say the shit you write here directly to our faces! Shut the computer down and c-mon out from the safety of your inner sanctum and tell us face to face how you feel...We'll give you something to think and write about after a long convalescent period! SledgeHammer !%er USA

Hey Sledgehammer. Same goes for you. Why don't you cruse out the the race track and tell me and my boys how your fat, slow Harley is better than our piece of shit performance bikes. Doug USA

15 Grand and 15 miles Doesn't Make You a Biker Mike Dembesk. dickson city, pa USA

You know what hammer, I have told bikers what I feel, most of the time they try to convine me that harleys are better and you know there has never been a fight. Just because you ride a harley it dont make you a bad ass. The fact that you got on here and read all of these posts and got offended is funny as hell. I hope that you realize that if you are as you say you are a old school biker then congradulations. you the last of the dying breed. Todays harley riders are dentist and doctors. harley used to be the outlaw motorcycle from this web page you can see the have given that away. there is nothing harley will not put there name on and there is no limit to what the harley community will buy. honda 1100 USA

First off: Fuck you and "your boys" Doug! Secondly: I'm NOT offended at all at the posts on here! Some are actually funny. I couldn't give a flyin' fuck what people ride...then I see some assholes write on here about wife beating, 4th grade education wanna bees that ride Harleys and I just "ONE TIME" would like to see someone walk up to me or a group of old school guys and say that!! Just one time!! Please!! Like I said, ride what you wanna ride..I ride Harleys, owned many and currently own three...Including a 1977 FXS Low Rider that I purchased in 1980 (my first) and put 107,000 on her... but I ain't gonna sit here and try to convince anyone that Harleys are better then BMW's or Jap cruisers...because we all know the answer to that question...I wouldn't be caught dead on one but at the same time I won't insult anyone who rides these motorcycles...Ride what you want!! All I'm saying is IF you have something to say like "you suck your wife's dick" , "harley riders are posers" and "you're to stupid to need a helmet"...DON'T write it on here man..SAY IT TO ME or some of the old timers...THEN you'll have something to write about!! SledgeHammer 1%er FL USA

Hey Sludgehammer, first off, why do you dickheads give yourselves names like sludgehammer, killer, animal, and shit like that. Whats the matter with the name your mother & father gave you. Secondly. A bunch of grown men rideing around still wanting to beat people up. How pathetic. And you only act tough when you're with a number of other dirtbags, because indivigually you're a bunch of fucking pussies. Most of you assholes know harleys are hunks of shit, but won't ride anything else because what would your dirtbag friends think. Take some advise and grow up little man. Jim USA

Pissed you off didn't I Sledge. Had to come off with a "F" bomb didn't you. Had to threaten to kick ass didn't you. Increadibly predictable Doug USA

Hey Jim, it's to bad they don't have a spell check on here. You're a pretty dumb fuck and now we all know it! Like Sledge I'd like to see you out on the road talking shit like that. Stay at home on your pc chump where it's safe. Iggy 1%er Ga USA

I'm still not as stupid as you asshole. I didn't spend $20.000.00 on a Harley so I could make new friends and become part of Willy G's flock. Its to bad stupidity isn't painful. Now go buy some chrome, sheep. Jim USA

Jim: I would absolutely love to show you how I got the name SledgeHammer...Talk is fucking cheap! Tell ya what, on your next visit to Florida come to the Tampa/St.Pete area and ask for SledgeHammer...Everyone knows me...they'll direct you how to find me and if you got the fucking balls you'll take the next step...then I'll show you exactly how I got this well deserved name!...How bout it Jim...shut yout big fuckin' mouth and c-mon to sunny Florida for a vacation... SledgeHammer 1%er FL USA

You happen to like Harley clad Barbie dolls. Masha QL Australia

You happen to like Harley clad Barbie dolls. Masha QL Australia

... you think this section is a forum where you can act like an ass and make meaningless threats Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

.. you take off your helmet the second you pass over the border into a helmet exempt state Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

You sport a helmet with the absolute least amount of protection. At least it has writing all over it to make it amusing to the persons that look at your brain dead ass after a 40mph crash. Doug Tulsa, USA

..someone who claims they own a Corvette but don't even know how to spell it... SledgeHammer 1%er NPR, FL USA

.....You blew you union christmas bonus on a HD chrome air filter dreaming of the day there is no snow on the roads (Hallelujah for winter! Haven't seen (more importantly, heard) a Harley or a lane-splitting crotch rocket squid since October!) Hey Doug, one question, before you blew you wad on your non-Z06 auto "Corvett", did you drive anything else for the money? My hunch is you didn't. -chet Omaha, NE USA

.....you are going to watch Ultimate Fighting Championship this season just so you can "Be the embodiment of the UFC" (My guess is the Lawyer/Admin assistant HD types won't watch UFC, but the trailerpark HD variety will most certainly be enthused at the latest edition of whoring out the brand) -chet Omaha, NE USA

Yes I did, I drove and bought a 2007 Gt Mustang California Special. Nice car but I still like the Corvett more. Corvett, Corvett, Corvett, Doug Tulsa, USA

...if all of your bike's 'power' is transferred to the wheel through a disposable rubber belt Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

.. If you say loud pipes save lives, but your bike is so loud you can't hear that ambulance or fire truck approaching... Tony Fort Bragg, CA Earth

Your wife has more orgasms from riding your vibrating Harley than from you................. Bob Sebastian, Fl USA

whats the difference between a vacum and a harley?????nothing they both suck!!!!!!! stuart bath, Me USA

your have been hypnotized my the marketing machine they have created. Rob Manchester, NH USA

...you are as impressionable as a 16 year old kid. robert USA

...THE BRAND OF MOTORCYCLE YOU RIDE CAN BE READ ON EVERY SINGLE PART ON YOUR BIKE, AND ON EVERY PIECE OF YOUR BIKER COSTUME. robert USA

...your bike has a "THEME". robert USA

...you ride to dress-up, rather than dress to ride. robert USA

...you are trying so hard to be cool that you don't ride with other brand bikes because of what other people might think of you. robert USA

...you like the way your bike viabrates, but don't realize it's due to a mechanical design flaw. robert USA

...most of the parts you buy at your local dealer have a "MADE IN CHINA" sticker on them. robert USA

...your bike was assembled in Mexico, and has parts made in Taiwan. robert USA

You might be a "Sportbike" owner if they gave you a set of balls when you bought your bike. Yuck Fou Anywhere, TA USA

You might be a "Sports Bike" rider if you want to ride a truely fine manufactured machine that earns it's merrit on performance not hype. Yuck fou Tulsa, USA

...you assume that everyone who hates Harleys is a sportbike rider. robert USA

...you think you've got balls, yet if you ride the wrong bike...then you don't. (That's not having balls dipshit! That's riding a particular bike to prove you're a tough guy. You guys validate the moronic reason you ride a Harley everytime you try to defend yourself.) robert USA

fuckin retards robert USA

Robert, you fuckin' cum guzzler, what makes you think I own a Harley? Or any bike for that matter... dipshit. Yuck Fou Anywhere, TA USA

Robert, you fuckin' cum guzzler, what makes you think I own a Harley? Or any bike for that matter... dipshit. Yuck Fou Anywhere, TA USA

...you post on this website, and call people names for bashing the shitty brand of bike you ride.(why do Harley guys always bring up homosexuality? Sucking dick must always be on their minds.) robert USA

You have to refer to your motorcycle as "the Harley" instead of the motorcycle or bike because the name means more then the riding. droptine Toledo, OH USA

You think the biker from the Village People "didn't look that gay." ThirstyDave Upstate, NY USA

You prefer fringe over function and fat over fast. Shine may look fine, but chrome don't get ya home! ThirstyDave Upstate, NY USA

Your bike is a toy Paul Tulsa, OK USA

Your wallet has a chain and your motorcycle doesnt Jerry Crisfield, Md USA

Your haldlebars have more tassels than a chearleader Jerry Crisfield, Md USA

You fucked your sister. Fuzzle Blaine, MN USA

you are unable to ride your motorcycle past a bar w/o stopping Brian wilmington, nc USA

YMBAHO If your motrcycles primary function is a massive vibrator for sexual pleasure. david tucson, az USA

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You choose the best place to eat or drink by the amount of oil on the sidewalk. CB750 Busco, IN USA

...you think price somehow is equivalent to performance. And any schmuck who thinks he's gonna stomp a mudhole in anyone on MY watch, better think again. I come from the TRUE old school of biking--if yer kneez are in the breeze, yer a bro. If'n ya can't deal with that because of the marque of the bike...YOU'RE NOT A BIKER SO TAKE A FRIGGIN' HIKE WITH THE SORRY ATTITUDE!! Bill Portland, OR USA

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YMBAHO If you have more money invested in your bike than in your house. YMBAHO If your tractor has more cylinders than your bike. GL1800 K-Town, Tn USA

Someone tells you about their 1,000 mile sportbike trip and you think they're lying. Bill Houston, TX USA

You think your truck would go faster if you put a Harley engine in it. Bill Houston, TX USA

You think helmets are dangerous. Bill Houston, TX USA

You ponder which is giving you the erection; the taint tickle of your 1200cc strap-on or your homoerotic daydream of Peter Fonda and Dennis Hoper Johnny Saint Louis, MO USA

you got arrested for robbing that gas station 'cuz your Harley broke down during your mediocre-speed pursuit. Mark Rock Hill , SC USA

In your neighborhood sportbikes get stolen but your harley never got touch for the past 5 years because it looks like a donkey. E Germantown, MD USA

your laughing at how pissy Red is Tom Tampa, FL USA

YOU FIND HUMOR IN THE ARROGANCE HERE, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR SO PISSED ABOUT WITH HARLEY RIDERS Tom Tampa, FL USA

you own an MV Agusta! Tom Mil-town, WI USA

YOU HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT THE JAP BIKE MISERABLE BAGS OF PUKE ON THIS WEBSITE,, RIGHT RED YOU TOOL CHRIS JACKSON, MS US FUCKIN A

you can't look in your girlfriend's face when a triumph rider brings you your exhaust system (the exhaust system he had to dodge as it fell off your bike; good thing my triumph handles better tahn your HD, or it may have killed me) Bill Ware, MA USA

.....the day after you bought your first harley, you gave yourself a "nickname" bert Homeyville, AS USA

You like to work on your bike more than rideing it. Dave KW VN750 Highland Village, TX USA

What do you call a Harkey dealership that has burned down---- A GOOD START!!! Michael Dekle Ochlocknee, Ga USA

..You dream of owning a real motorcycle-Say Kawasaki!!! M. Dekle Ochlocknee, Ga USA

YMBAHO if....you really think that wearing queer rings and pony tails make you a man. M. Dekle Ochlocknee, Ga USA

If your girlfriends vagina has more miles on it than your bike but drips less. The-MIKE Missoula, MT USA

If you have a license plate that reads "Lone Wolf" and you ride in a pack. The-MIKE Missoula, MT USA

If you get rug burns on your knees "polishing the bishop" but tell your friends you got road rash. The-MIKE Missoula, MT USA

if you get hard thinking about the 60's technology in your bike....................................only after you take your little blue pill. The-MIKE Missoula, MT USA

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