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Harley-Davidson has got to have one of the biggest merchandising departments in the world. They’ll slap their logo on damn near anything. Ironically, Most of the crap that H-D puts their bar and shield logo on has little to nothing to do with motorcycles. What's worse, H-D doesn't produce any of it (or at least very little), they just lend people their logo. It's really quite shameless. I got the idea to start this page from Black Echo at Going Faster.com. I would normally have sent these to him, but why should he have all the fun. Anyway, here are some of the items I thought fit into the "I’ll slap my logo on any damn thing" category. |
Now this is just perfect. Cookie Cutters. This idea originated when the R&D section at H-D realized these were what they were using to develop their bikes, so why not cookies. This is the greatest milestone for H-D in years. |
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| Ok, this is just plain ridiculous. It's not bad enough you have to ride one of those old style, piece of shit bikes, but now your brain damaging your dog. Don't expose him to this. Pity. | |
| Too funny! All that rebel, outlaw attitude and here goes Harley Davidson putting it's logo on a COP!!! Bwaa ha ha ha!! | |
| The most technically advanced Harley to date, and maybe ever! | |
| A wallet for die-hard dumb asses. | |
| For those that don't recognize the logo from the previous wallet, here it is spelled out for you! | |
| This is what happens when the first two wallets have kids. | |
| I don't even know what the hell this is. | |
| Not only does H-D sell out their logo, but their reputation too. Here it is again, a Harley-Davidson wallet with a cop logo. Outlaws my ass. Poseurs. | |
| The funniest thing of all with just a smidge of irony. How many Harleys have chains. Last I checked, that number was zero, but their wallets have them. | |
| More chains and studs to match. Well, they have to have studs somewhere, don't they? | |
| More shameless, chain bearing, logo embossed, crap. | |
| More of the same! | |
| Ok, if it wasn't bad enough the wallets had chains, now the watches do to. Are chains supposed to be cool? If so, why don't their bikes have them? | |
| When will the madness end? I'm still looking to see who actually produces these pants. I know it isn't Harley-Davidson motor company. They did this the same way as all their other crap. Somebody else designs, develops, produces, and distributes the product, and Harley just loans them their logo and makes the product their own. I'd hate to see what these leak. | |
| I WANT YOU TO BUY TOTAL CRAP and pretend it's patriotism. | |
| False advertising at it's best. "World's Finest" my ass! | |
| These safes are not only lighter than a Harley, but they vibrate less and handle better. | |
| Harley's bikes are built on 1950's technology, and so why not honor that with a 50's style soda machine. | |
| Step right up ladies and gentlemen! Right here, tonight only, you, YES YOU, can teach your child to rob those with more money than brains blind while they are still young and impressionable. This is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen. Now we know where the wooden bike above was sold. | |
| Book ends? Book ends? Don't you have to be able to read first? Betcha these are just flying off the shelves. | |
 Found on multiple sites |
Contrary to the logo, they won't hold their value, but they WILL hold the black liquid contained within them. |
 Found on multiple sites |
Oh...My...GOD!!! Ok, if you want to guarantee that your daughter winds up a total slut, buy her these dolls. Christ. Well, I always knew that plastic bitch was a slut. Apparently Ken wasn't piping her right. Check out the dude. His hair is longer than hers. And what's the prefabbed hole in the knee all about? This is about as close to "White Trash" Barbie as we are going to get. Forget the dream house sweetheart, we got us a Dream-Trailer, double-wide, and all the wheels work too. Yahoo. |
